SECRET SONG!

 

You have found a secret, hidden page on my website!

 

This one features a song that I wrote about Ed Szymczak.  He was an audio guy at Scripps, and professed his love for analog over digital audio.  Thus the source of the song, but man there is so much more crazy crap around him.  Beth was nuts, by the way.  He is very tall.  It's hard to be more specific, but he is definately a character.  Very OCD.  I can say whatever I want by the way, because I let him move in with my wife and me for, like a year.  If you don't know him, then why are you on this page anyway?  You know he's weird!  HE knows he's weird!!!

(He ended up becoming an incredible photographer and having two gorgeos daughters!)

 

Just listen to the damn song.

Ed Szymczak

by Chris Merritt

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Who's the guy so very tall,

                His head is in the fog?

Ed Scymzak, Ed Scymzak,

                He loves his analog.

 

Who's the guy that likes the drink,

                Suggested by the frogs?  (Bud)

Ed Scymzak, Ed Scymzak,

                He loves his analog.

 

As tall and thin as Peter Clem,

                Except without the hair,

You'll find him down in DAW 2,

                Mixing shows without a care.

 

He's got a crazy girl named Beth

                Who’s now his fiance

I guess that means Ed Scymzak is not gay... (Hooray)

 

Who's the guy with real long legs,

                He'll use to walk your dog?

Ed Scymzak, Ed Scymzak,

                He loves his analog.

 

Who's the guy that once wore brown,

                and we thought was a log?

Ed Scymzak, Ed Scymzak,

                He loves his analog.

 

Except he uses digital,

                When he is here a Scripps,

Fill him with some wine and vodka,

                To release his lips,

 

He'll sit right there upon his stool,

                With, Beth,  his crazy date,

And then proceed to tell you what he hates...

 

Who's the guy so stinkin' tall,

                His walk is like a jog?

Ed Scymzak, Ed Scymzak,

                He loves his analog.

 

Ed Szymczak - Chris Merritt
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