SECRET SONG!

 

You have found a secret, hidden page on my website!

 

This one features another song that a friend and I wrote about Jason Eldridge.  Man it is so easy to roast this guy.  Anyway, among other things, Jason is famous for buying every flipping possible thing related to anything he is interested in.  And then treating it like the One Ring.  He actually used to iron his money.  He would laminate his copies of D&D books to keep them pristine.  What else....  He hated psionics, but bought the supplement for it anyway.  We speculated that he did that just so he could be the kid that you had to let pay because he owned the ball...  As usual, me on music, Scott on lyrics.  I wish we had Nad sing this one, but oh well...

On His Shelves - Chris Merritt - Scott Waisner
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Oh His Shelves

by Chris Merritt and Scott Waisner

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We meet there every Friday night,

We don't know why, it just seems right,

To show up every time at his front door,

 

We'd porbably have more fun without him,

He's not too bright, he's kind of dim,

But we know one thing that e's good for,

 

He's got the DMG, the PHB, the supplement for the Elves,

If it's made for D&D it's sitting on his shelves,

Every copy of Dragon, since 1982,

Has a laminated cover so they all look new,

 

He's read every one from front to back,

He knows every rule and every fact,

Including the whereabouts of Wulfgar's tomb,

 

He's even got the one for psionics, (why?)

I don't know, he hates psionics,

But it's sitting on a shelf in his room,

 

He's got the DMG, the PHB, the supplement for the Elves,

If it's made for D&D it's sitting on his shelves,

Every copy of Dragon, since 1982,

Has a laminated cover so they all look new,

 

He knows that he's not the coolest guy,

But there is still one reason why, we come around,

 

(gratuitous Beach Boys ripoff)

 

Round round come around, I come around,

Come around round round, I come around,

 

If it's made for D&D, it's sitting on his shelves,

Every copy of Dragon, since 1982,

Has a laminated cover so they all look new.