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SECRET SONG!
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This one features a song that a friend and I wrote about Stacy Hernandez, for her fortieth bday! She is a promo producer at HGTV, and she and Tom are an inspiration to my family and probably many more. To know her is to love her, and I love her so dearly. If only I could quietly remove Tom from the equation...
Shernandez
by Chris Merritt and Scott Waisner
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She works way up on the promo floor,
She's the one the music guys adore,
Shernandez honey,
you know it aint funny,
The way you produce promos,
All the editors love you,
Even when you get Dusted,
You are the star of the show,
She's a crazy little baby,
A little baby crazy,
Jello shooters suit her just fine,
But Tom's her guy,
and I guess that's why,
She ain't never! (ever!) never! (ever!) never! (ever!)
Gonna be mine,
For forty years she's lived on the Earth,
She's lived in my heart ever since my birth,
So I guess it's finally time to say (hey hey,)
Shernandez honey,
you know it aint funny,
The way you produce promos,
All the editors love you,
Even when you get Dusted,
You are the star of the show,
She's a crazy little baby,
A little baby crazy,
Jello shooters suit her just fine,
But Tom's her guy,
and I guess that's why,
She ain't never! (ever!) never! (ever!) never! (ever!)
Gonna be mine,
And stuff,
(Totally kick ass 90's style guitar solo,)
Stacy's the one that makes it so much fun,
To work with her on shows,
Friends was great, but I just can't wait to hear her say,
("I know!")
She's a crazy little baby,
A little baby crazy,
Jello shooters suit her just fine,
But Tom's her guy,
and I guess that's why,
She ain't ever! (ever!) ever! (ever!) never! (ever!)
Gonna be,
Ever! (what if we?) ever! (couldn't we just,) never! (but - if we,)
Ever! (Ever!) Ever! (Ever!) Ever! (Ever?!!)
Gonna be mine.
She's a crazy little baby,
A little baby crazy,
Jello shooters suit her just fine,
But Tom's her guy,
and I guess that's why,
She ain't never! (ever!) ever! (ever!) ever! (ever!)
Gonna be mine,
And stuff.
